Captain Fine Ass

Basic Info
Captain Fine Ass or Peter was an officer for the Tales of Thedas and was present in almost every episode. In Part four it was confirmed that himself and Twangymouse were in a relationship, however they have since split and he has left the guild.

Captain Fine ass has eaten 'Gator Nuggets' according to him, his father deep fried alligator meat and passed it off as chicken nuggets. Captain Fine Ass states that while delicious he wasn't impressed by the deception.

Captain Fine Ass's last name was revealed to be Casten in Part Twenty Two, making him the first person in the series whom has full name.

Appearance
Twangymouse callis him their boyfriend, this confirmed that Captain Fine Ass is a male.

Captain fine ass has brown hair, dark coloured eyes and brown beard, This is seen in the Christmas special

For his animated 'appearances', Captain Fine Ass is portrayed by a man in a suit with an USA flag for a head, though there has been alternate versions of him;


 * 1) ODST Fine Ass (Part four)
 * 2) Stripper Fine Ass (Part Seven)
 * 3) Crab Fine Ass (Part Eleven)
 * 4) Saiyan Fine ass (Part fourteen)
 * 5) Anakin Fne Ass (Prequel special)

Personality
Captain Fine ass is quite easy going and jokes quite a lot.

When Paired with Uwukeres, they discuss quite NSFW topics such as sylvari pickup lines (as seen in part six).

Captain Fine Ass and Greekmuller talk about star wars a fair bit, often referencing it in most episodes. In the Prequel special, this referencing comes to fruition when the two actively re-enact some scenes from the star wars prequels.

His relationship with Twangy mouse was confirmed in part four, the two banter quite a lot and like to mock certain aspects of the game together. Though they both joke about their relationship a lot, Such as the 'going to get milk' gag from part five.

History
In the Anniversary special, Batsy and Captain Fine Ass where on the lowest level, because they were both Americans and officers. The others (and Captain Fine Ass) mocked the two officers because 'that's where they belong', the two took in jest.

In the Christmas Special, Captain fine ass was in the 'A thank you to Zee' section. It marked the first live action appearance of Captain fine ass.

By the time of the Christmas Special, Captain fine ass was no longer an officer.